• teacher:don't bullshit this essay
• me:i'm gonna bullshit this essay

-wondersmith:

“how many blacklisted tags will it take to get this pairing off my dash forever”, the blog

roaminromans:

how to play a racing game

• HIT EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY
• GO FAST
• NEVER USE BRAKES

loveforeversmilealways:

do you ever get so emotional and you just

shubbabang:

I know I’m not the only one who does this but you know when you have this like boundary around you when you’re sitting at a table or a desk that only you are allowed to be in 

And then someone or something that isn’t yours

gets in that space

and you just

tamamuratamao:

that feeling when you told someone about a book or a movie or an artist or a show and they tried to keep putting it off and putting it off and when they finally indulge in it they freaking love it and you’re like

professortennant:

when the sexual tension/build up in a fic is just right and your toes are curling and you’re basically speed reading and skimming because you just wanna get to the smut but also you wanna slow down and savor each brush of fingers and gaze and swooping feeling in the stomach or the biting of lips and clenching of hands and shuffling of feet and 

dampsandwich:

i’m so ANGRY *punches a hole in the wall* MOM MY HAND

i dont wanna lose my virginity cause i dont lose anything. im a winner

(Source: dampsandwich)